£128 million in 5 years.

£1.96 million a month.

£490,000 a week.

£70,000 a day.

£50 a minute.

The crazy-insane figures David Beckham will be earning when he transfers to LA Galaxy. £50 every freaking minute! And there I was, while in London, standing in Monsoon for a good 20 minutes thinking five... no, six times... about whether I should splurge on a £28 top.

I want to be obscenely rich too!